Sunday, June 5, 2011

sloppy SECONDS..


Lately, i have been noticing an interesting trend. For some reason i am attracting all of this dudes. Not just any dudes, these dudes are ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT, FINANCIALLY STABLE... heck... even the stroke game is on point (ummm.. i'm assuming ;) But with all said, these men come with a caveat- they are on their 'second life'.

'Second life' meaning that these dudes have been married, have kids, have led a nearly complete life with another person. Namely, wifey number #1.

No beef, but that leaves me slightly peeved. Why should i have to settle for sloppy seconds. I am not saying that a man with a layered past is 'dealbreaker' , but i am starting to feel a bit cheated.

Call me crazy, but i wanna be that crazy b*** that took all your stuff in the divorce. I am a "First Wives' Club" type of guy. With these dudes, all i can ever hope to be is number 2.

hmmm...i'll pass..





#teamGoldieHawn

2 comments:

  1. Well, it's probably for the best! BTW, never hooked up with anyone?!? Seriously, you might as well touch the sun... atleast you'll know it's HOT! (oh, right... it's been shared by everyone! LOL)
    What I'm getting at is NO ONE will [probably] be your first unless you are looking for someone younger or you've been "grooming" them to be so.
    Enjoy your encounters with whomever you meet. You'd be surprised at the "first" feelings (experiences) you'll receive.
    Best wishes,
    Don Jay

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  2. CHILD I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN AND ITS A CERTAIN WAY THAT THE MAN HAS TO APPROACH YOU BEFORE YOU CONSIDER ALL THE BAGGAGE. BUT I THINK U SHOULD STRIVE TO CONTINUE TO GET UR FIRST WIFE ON. LIFE IS SHORT BUT THE FEELING OF SETTLING CAN MAKE IT SEEM EVEN SHORTER.

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