Friday, June 24, 2011

she's A LOT like you...




.. the DANGEROUS type...

Friday, June 17, 2011

the DOCTOR will see you now...

Plastic surgeon's office-- "where do i sign in for a ... ummmm... tune up?"





**that art piece is KILLin' ME... so you know i am looking for it**

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

hot off the PRESS...



Heading to the bookstore to pick up the latest from Terrance Dean. I became a fan of his recently from reading a short story he wrote in Visible Lives (the tribute book to E. Lynn). I consider his writing style to be effortless, with enough complexity to keep the reader interested. Plus.. you can never go wrong with a writer who can conceive a HOT sex scene ;).

"Mogul" hits bookstores today.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

cyber CRUSH..

'Cyber-stalking' is such an ugly term and I personally don't condone it...

umm, BUT... *eye brow raise*

if you are gonna spend some of your time keeping tabs on internet HOTTIES... please... by all means.. (for the love of god).. make sure that when he is brought into court as a key witness in the trail- that there is a collective "ooohh" in the courtroom. Cause the jury can see where you were coming from :)










Thursday, June 9, 2011

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

quote:



"happiness is like is butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you."

-Nathaniel Hawthorne

Sunday, June 5, 2011

sloppy SECONDS..


Lately, i have been noticing an interesting trend. For some reason i am attracting all of this dudes. Not just any dudes, these dudes are ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT, FINANCIALLY STABLE... heck... even the stroke game is on point (ummm.. i'm assuming ;) But with all said, these men come with a caveat- they are on their 'second life'.

'Second life' meaning that these dudes have been married, have kids, have led a nearly complete life with another person. Namely, wifey number #1.

No beef, but that leaves me slightly peeved. Why should i have to settle for sloppy seconds. I am not saying that a man with a layered past is 'dealbreaker' , but i am starting to feel a bit cheated.

Call me crazy, but i wanna be that crazy b*** that took all your stuff in the divorce. I am a "First Wives' Club" type of guy. With these dudes, all i can ever hope to be is number 2.

hmmm...i'll pass..





#teamGoldieHawn

Friday, June 3, 2011

the DWELLing





what floor sir?

"PENTHOUSE, please" ;)