mean GURLS...

So, i know i shouldnt be surprised, but i must admit i was caught slightly off guard. To hear that some dudes i know have been talking about me behind my back... was a bit surprising. Considering that i am a GROWN man, and no longer in the 8th grade *side eye*.

Apparently the backstabbing consisted of comments about my lovelife (or lack thereof) and my economic standing (yes.. yes... everyone knows i AM broke). Well, i am not exactly broke (no need to type that into existence), but i am not happy with my financial situation.

The funny thing is, i never expected to the the topic of conversation because i really dont expect to show up on the radar. I tend to think that i exist outside of the bubble. I dont date hella dudes, i dont go out clubbin, i dont talk BAD about 'friends' when they happen to be out of the room, hell... i just got on facebook two weeks ago.

In other words, i am HARMLESS. In highschool, i was the guy rushing home to write a paper when all my friends we heading to the latest spot in downtown San Fran. In college i was the guy rushing to work on friday nites, instead of getting bus'ed from the quad to MAGIC CITY. Now, i am the goofball searching the net for tickets to ComiCon while everyone else is looking for passes to Sizzle.

"Dont get me wrong, i have a life... honestly... i do," *Twisted says while looking at a coffee table covered in Wall Street Journals and Comic books.

*sigh* So this is what it feels like to be assaulted by MEANGIRLS... guess i am just a late bloomer ....*side eye* 10 years too late...