do u HEAR that.....

i am pretty sure there is a guy on the other side of the gym mirror..

LAUGHING @ me

the POWER couple...(?)

*Does anyone else see that how comfortable Omarion is with another man's hand caressing him? -- [pssst... its Bow Wow][no, seriously, peep the tats!!!!]

the ART of seduction...

So, it is nearing the end of the summer and i am just now catching the FEVER. I am not completely in love with the idea of seriously dating a guy (i still have some unresolved issues) but the idea of FLIRTING has captured my interest. However, that leaves me with a serious problem--I have no real idea how to flirt.

Seduction has never been a strong suit of mine. I dont have GAME, per say. I dont have a killer physical attribute that i can flaunt in a wife beater (sooo sexist, right?) or god forbid ... skinny jeans (i hate those d@mn pants). From what I have been told, my ability to seduce lies in my PERSONALITY. Great. I am such a cool, smart, and funny dude. Awesome, right?!! NO... *groan*... its kinda not.

Sorry kid, but being all bubbly doesnt compete with a phat ass in the club.

Lets just be real. I mean... i can be as quick witted as humanly possible, carry on a conversation about Obama's impact on the nation's economy or the latest episode of the Cleveland Show... And dont get me started on the LAKERS...we can talk about 2011's NBA champions all day;) But in the grand scheme of seducing- this is no help.

To clarify, in the bedroom- there is no problem to speak of (please see the previous post where i mentioned costumes, role play, the toy chest at the foot of my bed... yes...i said toy CHEST;). But the skill to lure a man into the bedroom, is a bit undeveloped.

In the same vein as growing as a person and developing good habits; i am interested in developing my SEDUCTIVE PROWESS. Ummm ... or in other words, stepping up my HOE game...lol. Wish me luck.

Learn how to..

1. Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter – $63m

2. Sean “Diddy” Combs – $30M

3. Aliuane “Akon” Thiam – $21M

4. Dwayne “Lil Wayne” Carter – $20M

5. Andre “Dr. Dre” Young – $17M

6. Christopher “Ludacris” Bridges – $16M

7. Calvin “Snoop Dogg” Broadus – $15M

8. Timothy “Timbaland” Mosley – $14M

9. Pharrell Williams – $13M

10 Kanye West – $12M

11. Aubrey “Drake” Graham – $10M

12. Clifford “T.I.” Harris – $9M (tie)

12. Kasseem “Swizz Beatz” Dean – $9M (tie)

14. Marshall “Eminem” Mathers – $8M (tie)

14 Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson – $8M (tie)

(Forbes 2010- Hip Hop's Cash Kings)

... mingle with a MOGUL

Quote:

-Tim Gunn

mean GURLS...

So, i know i shouldnt be surprised, but i must admit i was caught slightly off guard. To hear that some dudes i know have been talking about me behind my back... was a bit surprising. Considering that i am a GROWN man, and no longer in the 8th grade *side eye*.

Apparently the backstabbing consisted of comments about my lovelife (or lack thereof) and my economic standing (yes.. yes... everyone knows i AM broke). Well, i am not exactly broke (no need to type that into existence), but i am not happy with my financial situation.

The funny thing is, i never expected to the the topic of conversation because i really dont expect to show up on the radar. I tend to think that i exist outside of the bubble. I dont date hella dudes, i dont go out clubbin, i dont talk BAD about 'friends' when they happen to be out of the room, hell... i just got on facebook two weeks ago.

In other words, i am HARMLESS. In highschool, i was the guy rushing home to write a paper when all my friends we heading to the latest spot in downtown San Fran. In college i was the guy rushing to work on friday nites, instead of getting bus'ed from the quad to MAGIC CITY. Now, i am the goofball searching the net for tickets to ComiCon while everyone else is looking for passes to Sizzle.

"Dont get me wrong, i have a life... honestly... i do," *Twisted says while looking at a coffee table covered in Wall Street Journals and Comic books.

*sigh* So this is what it feels like to be assaulted by MEANGIRLS... guess i am just a late bloomer ....*side eye* 10 years too late...

Quote:

"Succeed in stepping stones. Never expect longevity overnight."

-Bre

SO proud...

so so so proud...

iCandy...(mmm...seconds)

Brittany 'Bre' Scullark

iCandy...

Chanel Iman

...as if being a pretty girl wasnt dangerous enough

dont i KNOW you ...

...from somewhere

Quote:

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win IS...