the QUIETLY brilliant

What am i?

i am Kung Fu Hustle on Thursday night

i am giggling at life's lil inside jokes

i am playing racquetball JUST to wear the outfit (i look good in shorts)

... oh, i like the grunting too

i am turning 26 for the second year in a row... (shhhh... )

i am referencing cartoons from the 80's, def comedy jam, and family guy in the same sentence

i am listening to Tony Robbins on the commute home

i am the KING in peasants clothing

i am at the gym, trying not to shake my ass TOO HARD to the rthym of my ipod

i am pigging out on raw cookie dough and peanut M&Ms

i am a California Boy at heart

i am planning a surprise party

i am "not like other guys" (a la THRILLER)

i am slowly become addicted to Gucci cologne

i am 'ON 2 THE next ONE'

i am a MOGUL in the making

i am .... finished

(kidding, .... ..... I AM JUST GETTING STARTED)