the HOT GAY NERD in me...

who doesnt love a school girl who can take a math test a noon and save the world before cheerleading practice...

iCandy...

does anyone else hear that lil wayne song in the background..?? 'I wish I could f*** EVERY BOY in the world..'

the SELF portrait...

Think Meangirls' WICKED stepmother.... in shoulder pads and that whole 80's big hair thing. CLASSIC.

the 7eventh...

Things U should know…

… before dating me:

* Lakers rule!

* I want kids

* I don’t share well with others

* Be open to role play

* Know how to play CHESS

* RESPECT my comic book collection

* I’ve had a crush on Kermit the Frog since kindergarten (ask my college roommate, he hated my posters)

* I put my friends first.. (so be a FRIEND... FIRST)

* I am an a$$ and leg man…. (mmm.. love nice calves)

* I know the SchoolDaze soundtrack by heart

* .. think 'Mr. & Mrs Smith'

* I still believe that if i concentrate, i can turn red lights.. GREEN

* Your money didnt catch my eye, its the AMBITION you used to obtain it- that got my attention

* I am always the TOP HAT in monopoly

* I can admit when i am wrong (luckily, that almost NEVER happens;)

sir LANCE...

Okay, so i first came across LANCE as an upcoming model. Since then, the boy has been making some good moves. And now he is marrying Eva... model + model = beautiful kids. KUDOS

the randomness...

...and yes, i do have the same shirt

the BOOKMARK...

PROLOGUE

Where are you in your life’s story? Have you just begun? Already several pages past your story’s climax? Just a paragraph from meeting your romantic lead?

I sometimes think of my life as a novel. I imagine what it would be like to read my tale. Objectively, would I route for the main character? Would I feel sorry for him during his times of pain? Would I laugh at his awkward jokes?

More than that, I wonder about what patterns would I see in the main character’s behavior. Will he always be the doormat for his friends? Always fall for the wrong guy? Is he doomed to repeat the same mistakes over and over and over again? OR will he LEARN from his follies and embark of new adventures of discovery and development. You know what I am talking about… that part in the story where HE is beaten down and you assume he is down for the count. But somewhere in the distance, the theme music has a reprise, HIS eyes lift from the ground and he stumbles forward. Tattered, broken, …. But still moving… FORWARD.

(turn the page)