spring has SPRUNG...

Wowsers! Mother-nature took no time at all, rolling out the warm weather. Just when you think it is finally time to attack those holiday pounds FULL FORCE, she drops the "TOO LATE" weather on ya.

No slouching on her watch, its already time for...

tank tops,

bball shorts,

baby oil gel,

space-age-loud-colored sneeks,

the return of those dayum super low V-necks #he'vage (sounds like cleavage)

tribal armband tattoos,

and the like.

Why do i always looked surprised to see the sun this time of year? I mean, I could have sworn that I had at least another month to get it in gear--- *shakes fist at the bright sky*

Okay, you win.. no more hiding under sweaters and scarfs.

Its fine, you showed up a little early...

*slowly unzipping the coat and slyly smiling*

... but i was expecting you ;)